The day commenced with some disappointment. The financial markets—sure. However, we are referring to the news that Mt Lassen is closed for repairs, a puzzling development. Why do you close off a volcanic mountain? This got us thinking and pondering again. There are, as in all things, two answers. The obvious one, which we are unable to accept, is that the trail is under repair. On the surface, that sounds feasible especially as the surface was rough. We remember some three years ago when we hiked to the peak. However, this is a five-year project. What are they doing?
Our theory goes something like this. The economy is fizzling and needs a big ‘boom’ to get it going again. In its great wisdom, we think the government is setting up for a spectacular explosion at Lassen on a 4th of July. Think about it. Imagine predicting a volcano eruption and then selling seats and television broadcasting rights. In the aftermarket, the lava rock could bring a few bucks, too. This would be a big boost for America.
Of course, you want proof and so you should. We see many trucks driving up and down covered in tarpaulins. We believe they are in fact ‘Roto-rooter' service vans working on the problem. There is an obvious blockage in the tubes and pipes of that mountain. It must be. It hasn’t erupted since 1915. You want to talk constipation—this is it, big time. Give the mountain relief by sticking those twisting, metal snake devices down her innards. We think it could clear her once and for all allowing her to resort to doing what volcanoes should: Erupt. The more we think about it, the more logical it seems. We don’t want anyone to go whispering anything about ‘conspiracy theories’, particularly when we are around.
Today, although we could not climb this 'secret project mountain', we were fortunate to enjoy a delightful hike through meadows, along lakes and in a forest that had a mystical feel to it. We meandered up, around and through, gaining 1700 feet over a seven miles walk. As we commenced, some two miles ahead of us, a hailstorm was occurring. By the time we arrived in that part of the meadows, the sun broke through the clouds and the area looked like ‘winter wonderland’ but in summer. As we frequently note and mention, the various landscapes and scenes are incredible—it is a privilege to experience such beauty. Once again, we think we received a taste of paradise on earth, here in Lassen.
Cheers,
Jenni and Jeffrey
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